(Iraq with 50 jet planes trying to conquer a country)
Filipino translation
General: Ilan ang jet ng Amerika?
Pilot: 100 po, at malakas yun!
General: Ang China?
Pilot: 200 po, dami! Lugi tayo!
General: Eh sa Japan?
Pilot: Ayun, 5 lang po!
General: Ganun? Sakupin na! Cge, sugurin ang Japan!!
(After 1 hour bumalik ang mga jet)
General: O bakit kayo nagsibalik?
Pilot: Sir, kasi nung pasugod na kami may narinig kaming sinisigaw nung isang jet nila!
General: Bakit, anong sigaw yun? (more…)
Lobby Whispers
SONA: another opening, another show! Behind the scenes…
By Amalia Lopez 21 July 2008 - 14:39
Preparations are underway by the Secretariats of both Houses of Congress for Monday’s (July 28) State of the Nation Address (SONA) of the President. Every year, the President is mandated by the Constitution to deliver her SONA to the Joint Session of Congress. Article VII, Section 23 of the 1987 Constitution reads: “The President shall address the Congress at the opening of its regular session. He may also appear before it at any other time.”
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