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Funny Kids

July 27, 2008

Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS:      
 Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN:        
You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’

TEACHER:  No, that’s wrong

GLENN:      
Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.!

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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER:  What are you talking about?

DONALD:    
Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!

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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
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GLEN:        
Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’
MILLIE:          I is..

TEACHER:    No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’

MILLIE:          
All right…  ’I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’    
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the axe in his hand.
 
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON:      
No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

CLYDE :      
No, sir.  It’s the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher

 

* This message was sent to me by my boss in Bayantel, Sir Romel Olchondra.

Posted by leeangelo at 12:58 pm | permalink

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This is the best:

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

LOL.

Posted by J at July 27, 2008, 5:00 pm

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